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Despite just getting her bakery, Elowen still feels like something is missing. Between her fears of the bakery not going well and now...a negative pregnancy test, Elowen is scared her dreams won't come true.
bonus
pumpkin?!
#</3#listen she cant really afford kids rn#i had to cheat for the bakery ok#not too much tho#ts4#ts4 legacy#sims 4#sims 4 legacy#s4 legacy#tjolc#save: tjol#tjol: elowen brady#tjolgen1
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ghost x (lowkey unhinged) sunshine f!reader
suggestive nsfw (but non-explicit)
His girl was the sweetest thing. Smile as bright as the sun and you looked at him like he’d hung the stars and the moon. Coming home to you was always the highlight of his day.
But something was amiss ever since a week ago.
He had come back from base, a day of planning for the next mission and cleaning up from the last, and his heart yearned to be at home with you. Stepping through the front door, he was ready to hear his bird chirping his name and telling him about the day. But the house was silent, the lights were off, and he couldn’t hear a thing.
He waited a moment before calling out your name. It was only when he walked up the stairs to the bedroom that he saw you sitting on the edge of the bed. Your back was to the door.
“Love?” He called to you. You turned your head back to see him before standing up and making your way around the bed to smile and greet him. You hug him tightly, a bit firmer than usual and he had to brace his core a little in surprise. You let go and look at him with an innocent smile.
“Did you have a good day?” You asked.
“It was OK, better now.” He replies. You continue staring at him, almost in contemplation and, without blinking, kiss his cheek and move out of the room.
Alarms bells are ringing.
˚₊‧꒰ა . ——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ——— ˖ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
"There's something wrong." He confesses to them at drinks after work a couple days later. "She's angry."
"Your bonnie? She doesnae seem ta have a malicious bone in 'er. I'm sure it'll pass." Soap says.
Ghost grunts dismissively. "Never been this long."
Gaz hums in thought, "Did you forget a date?"
Ghost stays quiet but Gaz doesn't miss the confused stare. He clarifies, "Birds care about 'em. 1st anniversary, birthdays, the milestones. Can fall through the cracks if you're not careful though."
Ghost replies, "Maybe." In his mind, he's already running his fingers through their calendar.
Price cuts through, "Why not just ask 'er?" Straight to the point, as Ghost expected.
He leans back, "Rather not." Ghost knows he's hiding the real answer. What do I do if I can't fix it?
Price looks at him, assesses him and sees right through him. But before he can press further, Ghost hears his phone buzz. He pulls it out of his pocket and after reading the message from you, grumbles a quiet 'fuck' that draws the attention of his team. They lean over to catch a glimpse of the message.
The screen showed previous conversations between the lieutenant and his girl, you sending him your texts with smiley faces, hearts or emoticons with every message. That is, until your latest one which read:
Love: pick up bread on your way home.
The team winced at the cold tone.
"Good luck, mate."
"Warning ya, bakery closes earlier than usual today."
"You're fucked."
Ghost glares at them all before standing up and leaving.
˚₊‧꒰ა . ——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ——— ˖ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
The rest of the week had followed similarly with you just not acting like you're usual self.
That Friday it was your turn to pick a film to watch, where you would usually put on a cheesy rom-com or a tense-filled drama, that night it was a R18 horror movie. Ghost did not utter a single complaint when you put it on. Or move an inch when you lay your head on his chest and smiled at a scene where a cheating husband and his mistress get sliced in two.
Where you two would usually stay in bed together to bask the warm glow of a slow Sunday morning, instead, Simon woke alone. He called your phone again and again until you came home a couple hours later. You ignored his questions. Fearing the worst, he let it go.
And the bite of your finger nails into his skin got stronger and stronger every night as you two lay in bed. It was as is if you were clutching or branding onto him with all your might.
It was later that week, that Simon decided to was time to ask. Time to confront the dissonance that was ringing louder and louder in his ears whenever you touched him, looked at him and smiled at him.
He was going to do it. Right after dinner, he was going to do it.
˚₊‧꒰ა . ——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ——— ˖ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
Ghost, in fact, did nothing after dinner because as soon as you had gathered up the plates. You had returned with a cake.
You brought it to the table. “I know how much you love my desserts, Si. It's been forever since I've made one so I thought I would make your favourite today." You sit down before adding, "I've changed it up a bit, too. New ingredient and whatever.”
Ghost stills at that. “What’s the ingredient, darling?” He says as casually, as he could. Cyanide? Arsenic?
You smile sweetly at him, “It’s a surprise Si, where’s the fun in knowing before tasting it?”
“Right.” He replies, hesitantly.
You start cutting a slice, and place it on his plate before sitting down and waiting for him.
He takes the fork. "You're not hungry, love?"
You shake your head, "I want to see your reaction."
There's a moment where Ghost is trying to remember the poison hotline contact number so he could ring it after his 'taste test' but he finally breaks.
“Nope, can’t do this anymore.” He says.
“Can’t do what, Simon?” You asked with faux concern. You stand up and come to his side of the table to face him. “What’s wrong, baby? You're going to love it.”
“Did I forget an anniversary? Your birthday?” He thought aloud. He doubted it, but he must have done something wrong. He reaches for your arms and gently pulls you to stand in front of him, he holds your hands and bows his head before you. “Tell me love, have I been neglecting you? Spending too much time at work? You can tell me.”
You gently remove your hands from his hold, moving one hand to cup his cheek and the other to tilt his chin so he could meet your gaze. At first, he leans into the gentle palm of your hand but the cold look in your eye with that small smile of your lips makes him freeze.
“Don’t bullshit me, Riley.” Your voice cuts through the candlelit room. He has to fight to not let this do something to him. It gets worse when you use both of your hands to cup his jaw and force his head upwards to meet your gaze. “I found a second phone when I was sorting the laundry. There was a message from another woman. Asking if you would be coming over that night. What a greedy fucker you are.” He has to fight any sound that may escape from his lips at seeing you speak so harsh. “You listen to me, Simon.” His eyes widen as you close the distance of your face to his and your lips are so close. He wants to kiss you. “I will fucking kill her.”
Ghost had no idea what was happening, mind moving too fast and too slow all at once. All he could do was focus on his sweetheart's voice. You stand upright, move closer to Ghost, forcing him to spread his thighs so you can stand between them and press his face to your form, stroking the back of his head, his shoulders, his back as if to soothe and comfort. “I am yours. You made it so. And now, you are mine too."
He can't help the chills running down his spine as he laid his head against your body and felt the presses of your touch. You tell him, “All you need to do is give me her name and where I can find her. And after tonight, we can forget all about this, my love. If you work hard enough, I will forgive you. And in time, I will ask you what deficit I had to make you think you can replace me."
You sigh, "I gave you all week to confess, but you have no shame do you?"
Finally, Ghost's mind seems to catch up, "Wait, wait, sweetheart I don't have a second phone." At that, you tighten the hand in his hair, grabbing a good chunk of the back of his head. He whines at the sensation, "I swear, love." But you do not yield.
His mind is racing.
A second phone?
And finally, he realises. "Sweetheart, wait. It's Johnny's. He mentioned that he lost his phone, the idiot must've dropped in my gym bag. That's why you found it."
Your body stills. "Are you sure, Si?"
While you stay still, Ghost only wraps his arms around you, nestling his face against the warmth of your body and your hesitance. He pleads, "On my life. Call him, darling. Please."
˚₊‧꒰ა . ——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ——— ˖ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
A phone call later, you confirm that Soap indeed dropped his phone, and was seeing the woman you saw in the notifactions. With a sinking feeling, you return to the kitchen table.
"Si, I'm so sorry." You tell him, tears already brimming your water line. "I should've just asked you-" Before you can say another word, Ghost had already stood up and embraced you. You sink against him.
You should have never doubted a starving dog.
Ghost smiles as he releases you from his hold, "You still want dessert?" He looks back at the cake.
You only giggle, "Yes, let's eat. Not that one though." You ignore Ghost's questioning gaze as you walk to the fridge, humming a small tune, and then pull out another identitical cake. You set it on the table, smiling innocently as the blood drains from Ghost's face. "Let's eat, Si."
#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#call of duty#cod#so sorry if the ending seems abrupt#also not proofread towards end#lowkey insane readers you have my heart <3#ghost x you#ghost x y/n
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Hi! If you want too of course, but do you think you can do some wholesome Auditore family headcanons? (before everything goes to hell). And I like your previous AC headcanons!
Oh my god thank you????
And sure, why not?
-Giovanni was a lot like Ezio when he was younger, getting into trouble and of course that lead him to meeting the pretty Maria Mozzi, who did not exactly like him at first
-of course Giovanni liked to say ��his charm won her over” but in reality it was because Mario told her that Giovanni liked her because “his brother was being a wuss”
-Giovanni fainted when Maria told him she was pregnant with Federico
-and of course cried when his first son was born
-he was ecstatic when he got a daughter in the form of Claudia
-Petruccio was actually a surprise baby as his parents only planned for three (but still loved him nonetheless)
-I feel like Federico was the type of kid where as soon as Maria got him clean, she’d turn away for five seconds and he’d be dirty
-Maria loves feathers because on the day she met Giovanni, an angry eagle chased him into her bakery, leaving feathers on the floor
-Claudia would drag Federico and Ezio into dress up games when she was younger
-for a period of three weeks, pastries were mysteriously disappearing from the kitchen and Maria was confused and pissed off because they were for a friend’s wedding
-it was her sons
-and safe to say she was unhappy
-Claudia laughed as her brothers were grounded for an entire month
-speaking of Claudia, I’m still SO confused how the hell Giovanni betrothed Claudia to Duccio???? Even if it was seen as the norm at the time, Duccio was just…..ew
-Giovanni must have been wasted or something there IS NO WAY that Giovanni didn’t take one look at Duccio and was like “get tf away from my daughter”
-he definitely went to the De Luca home after Ezio told him Duccio cheated on Claudia and cussed out his entire family
-Claudia and Maria had gossip sessions, I know they did, and Maria would be like “it is rude to gossip” and Claudia is just “ok but did you hear about Isabella” and Maria is listening
-all out on whoever’s birthday it was in the family, no expense was too much
Sorry it’s a bit short but I hope you (and others) like it!
#assassin's creed#ezio auditore#ezio auditore da firenze#federico auditore#claudia auditore#petruccio auditore#giovanni auditore#Maria auditore#Mario auditore#duccio de Luca#assassins creed brotherhood#ac headcanons#assassins creed headcanons#assassins creed 2#assassins creed revelations#auditore family the beloved#ubisoft
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In the mood for...
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1. Hello, I’d like some jealousy wangxian recs please! No dark lwj or dark wwx tho, like just them drinking vinegar but “healthily” (in the sense that they don’t take it out on their so) thankssss :))
breathe in the air, the last of its kind by wereworm (T, 27k, wangxian, modern, miscommunication, assumed cheating, 5+1 things) features lwj being jealous of a-yuan because he thinks wwx has a boyfriend
Four Parts Honey and One Part Vinegar by masked (T, 13k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Junior Quartet Dynamics, Fluff, Humor, Time Travel, 5+1 Things, Jealous WWX, the Impeccable Trust between WangXian, POV Outsider)
A storm without a warning by Spodumene (E, 22k, WangXian, WangYu, Modern AU, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Masturbation, Eventual Smut, Pining, Denial, Drunkenness, Jealousy, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Angst with a Happy Ending)
Straight at the Sun by diamondbruise (E, 33k, WangXian, Canon Universe, no war though, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, Misunderstandings, First Time, Anal Sex, Miscommunication, Jealousy, in abundance, Happy Ending)
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2. ITMF... A fic like "Man on My Mind" and "For a Good Time, Call" , where wwx or lwj is a camboy or sex worker of some kind, and the other one gets obsessed.
Please no dom/sub/bdsm or abo/mpreg, anything else is ok.
(All Old Things are New Again series by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (M, 59k, WangXian, Reincarnation, Modern AU, canon still happened, extreme post canon, Sugar Daddy, Kink Negotiation, gentle dom!LWJ, canonical levels of consent play, Modern Cultivators, cultivators can recognize important people from previous lives, vaguely, this started out as a cute sugar fantasy and got just incredibly horny very fast, blame LWJ) noticed this one has some d/s stuff so put in the brackets ~Mod L )
convergent boundaries by spookykingdomstarlight (E, 38k, WangXian, Modern AU, United States, Sex Cam Worker LWJ, Porn Star LWJ, LWJ has tentacles, Bottom LWJ, Fan WWX, Gentle Dominant WWX, Hints of Sugar Daddy WWX, Identity Porn, Financial Advisor LWJ, Former Tech Bro WWX, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication, Breathplay, Orgasm Delay, exhibitionist lwj, Exhibitionism, lwj FUCKS, Mentions of Vers and Switch Wangxian, Tentacles)
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3. hello!! for the next itmf, any fics about wwx's red ribbon? where did it come from? does he have a bunch of red ribbons? or is it an especial ribbon? did his mother gave him? his father? if it is a single special ribbon, how does post canon wwx copes with having lost his red ribbon to the corpses at the burial mounds? i have a lot of feelings about this ribbon. thank u for the attention <33
Red Ribbon by ElektraElentari (T, 6k, wangxian, major character death, canon compliant, Drabble Collection, Canonical Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Blood, Grief/Mourning, Suicide, Eventual Romance, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Character Study, Angst with a Happy Ending)
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4. Hello! Does anyone have recs for pastry chef aus? Like coffee shop, but focus on sweets? Any ship! Cake please! Thank you thank you!
Wangxian Versus World: Bakery Style series by stiltonbasket (T, 12k, wangxian, LXC/NMJ, JC/WQ, SL/XXC, modern, Organized Crime, lotus sibs own a bakery, Lawyers au, firefighter nmj, Single Parents, married xuanli, Murder Mystery, Bakery and Coffee Shop, getting together, happy ending, adoption)
Bichen Bakery series by gusuvibes (E, 34k, wangxian, modern, bakery au, Pining, Getting Together, Baker LWJ, Nurse WWX, Zizhen in a STARRING ROLE, Bunnies With Bad Names, Elaborate Descriptions of Delicious Baked Goods, Frottage, Eventual Smut)
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5. Itmf fics with famous wwx and manager/bodyguard lwj!
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6. hi!! i was wondering if you had any recommendations for fics that are post canon and are just wangxian being domestic and cute!! thanks!! <33
❤️ Attempting the Impossible by Ariaste (T, 36k, WangXian, JC & WWX, Post-Canon, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Adoption, Family Fluff, Kid fic, Family drama, Fluff)
And Yet Here You Are by cosmicmilktea (T, 10k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Cloud Recesses, settling down, Separation Anxiety, Teacher WWX, very light angst, Chief Cultivator LWJ)
the lives of birds by bleuett (E, 15k, wangxian, post-canon, domestic fluff, gardens & gardening, humor, family feels, established relationship, anal sex, rimming, blowjobs)
small mercies by mellowflicker (E, 11k, wangxian, post-canon, fix-it, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Getting Together, Domestic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Switching)
beneath rose-colored clouds by RoseThorne (G, 327, WangXian, Rebirth, Symbolism, Gift Giving, Fluff, Post-Canon, POV Third Person, POV LWJ)
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7. Thank you for the good work! If possible, I’m in the mood for a fic where Wei Ying is taken to gusu for punishment—it could be something he agrees to to protect the Wens, could be something the sects agree on, could be something LWJ begs for instead of execution agter the siege. Preferably, no Dark!LWJ, just craving some angst where WWX and LWJ deal with him being confined to gusu as a prisoner.
not exactly a fic, but the comic series House of Gentians by @pakhnokh might fit
🧡 decay by antebunny (G, 15k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Angst, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, the fluffiest ending, Hurt/Comfort)
Torn Between This Life I Lead (And Where I Stand) by meicairoubingfan (kiradyn) (M, 4k, WangXian, Angst, Lies, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Imprisonment, WWX in Seclusion, Alcohol as a Coping Mechanism, Implied Dubious Consent Due to Alcohol, emotional issues, WWX's Poor Coping Mechanisms, Self-Sacrificing WWX, POV WWX, Love/Hate, Referenced Wangxian (Song), Emotional Damage, Goodbye Sex, Suicide Notes, Calibrated For Maximum Emotional Pain, Gūsū Lán Sect Bashing, Gusu Lan Hypocrisy)
My Heart is a Cavern of Longing, Please come home? by LadyVamp (E, 39k, WIP, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Non-Traditional A/B/O Dynamics, Omega WWX, Alpha LWJ, Bitch WWX, Forced Marriage, Accidental Baby Acquisition, YLLZ WWX, Oblivious WWX, Canon - Módào Zǔshī & The Untamed Combination, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Forced Bonding, Forced Pregnancy, Depressed WWX, Sex In A Cave, Uncontrolled heats, JZX Lives, Arranged Marriage, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Pining LWJ, Pining WWX, LSZ is a Ray of Sunshine, Child LJY, LJY is WangXian's son, alpha to omega, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnant WWX, Mpreg) If you dont mind reading omegaverse
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8. ITMF for guilty lan wangji @yupkook
Concord by Deastar (T, 41k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Gūsū Lán Sect Rules, Depression, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending) link in #15
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9. hi! itmf for jealous wwx pre wangxian's relationship? maybe with a dash of possessiveness too 👀
A storm without a warning by Spodumene (E, 22k, WangXian, WangYu, Modern AU, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Masturbation, Eventual Smut, Pining, Denial, Drunkenness, Jealousy, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Angst with a Happy Ending) link in #1
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10. Hello! Please recommend fics with wei ying/lan zhan or both turned into babies/toddlers/kids and the other or their children or brothers take care of them. I have read all the classics like silver and gold, grow etc as much as I adore them please any thing new, I crave this genre. Canon or alternate please but not modern
Thank you @dramaqueenrolf
i carry your heart with me by lulu_kitty (G, 12k, wangxian, post-canon, established relationship, de-aging, fluff & angst)
sugar stains by lanjingyeet (T, 18k, wangxian, Kid Fic, General Shenanigans, Spirits, questionable parenting, junior trio on babysitting duty, Age Regression/De-Aging, Child WWX)
how do i forgive myself (for losing so much time) by thunderwear (M, 26k, wangxian, post-canon, Age Regression/De-Aging, Kid Fic, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Sharing a Bed, JC & WWX reconciliation, Fluff, Pining) LXC de-aged instead
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11. Hiiiiiiii 😊I absolutely love this blog 😍. It helps me so much when it comes to finding awesome fics!
Please can you recommend me some lengthy canon divergence fics that you love. I would love some where wangxian get together earlier and how it changes things or wwx leaving the jiang sect. Or even some with ylz wwx whos only soft on lwj. I wouldn't mind some a/b/o fics either.
Thank you so much 🌸
wide enough and wild by impossibletruths (E, 64k, wangxian, canon divergence, Getting Together, Canonical Accidental Baby Acquisition, Families of Choice, References to Depression, Canon-Typical Violence, Happy Ending, Noping Out Of Society With Your Boyfriend And Your 50 Wen Refugees: The Novel, Overzealous Use Of Imagery, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Well Except Wen Ning But He Was Already Dead So, Fix-It of Sorts, [Podfic] Wide Enough and Wild by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona))
the kite string and the anchor rope by fleurdeliser (M, 38k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, set after the yiling date, Sick Child, the illness never gets worse than it is in the first 1000 words)
Looking at You Always, All Ways by Keysmashed (T, 29k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time Travel Fix-It, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Nostalgia, Subtly Assertive LWJ, very mild angst, Angst with a Happy Ending)
stay, fury, your wrist wrapped in silk by spookykingdomstarlight (E, 228k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, YLLZ LWJ, LWJ loses his golden core, yiling wei sect, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Temporary Character Death, War Crimes, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Revenge, Protracted Sunshot Campaign, temporary impotence, growing intimacy)
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12. ITMF fics set during the CR study arc where WWX gives up on bugging LWJ, either because he takes it seriously when LWJ or JC tells him to cut it out, or his own (lack of) self-esteem causes him to worry that LWJ genuinely hates him, or whatever. And LWJ realising that wait no he doesn't actually want to be left alone. (Bonus if there's some angst where WWX throws himself into his studies as a distraction & becomes a model student & LWJ now has to listen to LQR praising him & saying how glad he is that whatever was distracting him before has stopped.) @thispatternismine
Of Bunnies and Sleeves and All Happy Things by moonwaif (G, 3k, wangxian, mutual pining)
Blooming You a Garden Inside Me by xxxMiaHikarixxx (G, 54k, WIP, WangXian, Hanahaki Disease, Angst, Happy Ending, Pain, Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Good Sibling JC, One-Sided NingXian, Good Friends, POV Multiple, JC and WWX Talk About Feelings, JZX & WWX Friendship, Good Sibling LXC) maybe?
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13. for itmf, trans top lwj? with optional (strap) size queen wwx ❤️ modern or canon/cultivation solutions are both fine!
seized by desire by luckymarrow (E, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Yoga, Trans Male Character, Pining WWX, Dominant LWJ, Single Parent LWJ, Developing Relationship, Child LSZ, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Vaginal Fingering, Creampie, Penis In Vagina Sex, Cunnilingus)
when the skies can’t sleep by HappyPrince (E, 2k, wangxian, modern, PWP, Objectification, Humiliation, Name-Calling, Spanking, Crying During Sex, Non-Con/Rape Kink, Trans LWJ, Trans WWX, t4trope, harness, Strap-Ons, Rough Sex, Sadism)
High-quality monster cocks, for your pleasure and your lover’s! by biasto_bias (E, 3k, wangxian, modern, reincarnation, hybrids, Dragon LWJ, Fox WWX, Trans Male LWJ, Bottom WWX, Sub WWX, Top LWJ, Dom LWJ, LWJ pov, Enthusiastic Consent, Consensual Non-Consent, Non-Con/Rape Kink, Painplay, Biting, canon-typical feminine self-description from wei wuxian, Rough Sex)
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14. Hi! For the next itmf… any fics with mini version of mdzs lovers? Like for example Wwx has a mini version of Lwj and Lwj has a mini version of Wwx. (Can be a soulmate indicator where once they reach a certain age, they will have a chibi/mini version of their soulmate)
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15. This is kind of a specific ITMF so please bear with me, but: I've read a few arranged marriage fics where Wangxian got off to a rough start, and they both were convinced the other was unhappy in the marriage, so they both tried to do what they thought the other wanted and it just ended up making things worse, like WWX making himself miserable by obsessively complying with the rules like a Good Lan Spouse(tm) and LWJ realizing WWX won't laugh or smile when he's around (excessive emotion is prohibited!) so he tries to stay away as much as possible so WWX can feel more comfortable, and they're just both feeling so guilty for not being what the other wants. It's my current favorite flavor of angst, so if anybody has anything with similar vibes, pretty please lay it on me.
💖 love, in fire and blood by cicer (E, 360k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, YLLZ WWX, Arranged Marriage, political scheming, Gratuitous Domesticity, Pining, slow burn, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, bottom LWJ)
Concord by Deastar (T, 41k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Gūsū Lán Sect Rules, Depression, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending) the ultimate unhappy marriage angst fic
The Scarlet Lotus by rainbowninja167 (M, 137k, WangXian, Marriage of Convenience, Secret Identity, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Canon-Typical Violence, canon-typical war crimes, Yunmeng Bros, the mortifying ordeal of getting seduced by your own husband, nonlinear chronology we die like cql, just kidding nobody dies in this fic, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication) the arranged marriage bit takes a little while but oh the angst is so good when it comes
A Myriad of Blossoms by Itszero (E, 60k, wangxian, Bottom LWJ, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, Forced Marriage, YL WWX, Hurt LWJ, Cruel wwx, he's cruel until he's not, Protective WWX, Caring WWX, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Eventual Smut, Dark WWX)
All that is solid melts into air by huxiyi (T, 18k, WangXian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Growing Old Together, Breaking Up & Making Up, Post-Canon, Character Study, Getting Back Together)
To Bring You Back Within My Reach by ablaiseofglory (M, 20k, WIP, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Angst with a Happy Ending, No dubious consent, Adopted Children, Kid Fic, A/B/O Dynamics, omega wwx, Alpha LWJ, Misunderstandings)
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16. #itmf I'm in the mood for a fic which deals with Wei Ying's three month long disappearance from Lan Zhan's point of view, about Lotus pier burning and Wei Ying missing and whatever rumors to the rumor that he fell into the Burial Mounds? If this is too specific, then Lan Zhan's POV on Wei Ying's three months in Burial Mounds (at any point of time in mdzs verse) would do as well @wutheringskies
trees long for peace but the wind will never cease by RoseThorne (G, 1k, WangXian, Angst, Fantasizing, Hero Complex, Yearning, Grief/Mourning, Loss, Love, Coping Mechanisms, Coping, POV Third Person, POV LWJ)
waiting, shivering by kornevable (T, 2k, JC & LWJ, Introspection, Missing Scene, background wangxian)
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17. Hi! I was wondering if you’ve got any fics to recommend where lan wangji married into yunmeng jiang?
The Scarlet Lotus by rainbowninja167 (M, 137k, WangXian, Marriage of Convenience, Secret Identity, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Canon-Typical Violence, canon-typical war crimes, Yunmeng Bros, the mortifying ordeal of getting seduced by your own husband, nonlinear chronology we die like cql, just kidding nobody dies in this fic, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication) link in #15
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OKAY
I think it says a lot about my job that I was able to concentrate on it today and completely forget we GOT TRAILER
It was a mistake to check tumblr first thing in the morning, before I even got out of bed, but in my defense, I didn't expect it would drop at such a day and time! But anyway I did jump off of bed, turned on my laptop and recorded my face as I watched it. I needed to have that memorized XD
So, spoilers about the trailer below, and my own predictions about what each scene could be for! Reminder that I'm anime only, but have read the chapter that the first episode (probably) is based on, so for the most part I know what's going on, but for the rest I'm very much NOT aware :D Don't spoil me please :D
FAKE FAMBLY IS BACK
Manipulative Anya at her best! We love our gremlin!
Oh he's looking good :D
I fucking love this image. Look at Twilight pouting in the background. He doesn't understand why a child finds news boring.
WE GOT BLOOD WE GOT THORN PRINCESS IN ACTION LET'S GOOOOO
your honour I love him. Why does he look like he's ready to cry!
Ok from a first hearing the OP song sounds super cool. I feel like it's got "Mixed Nuts" vibes and I love it! I gotta look it up later!
Jeez Loid. Woman just woke up. Is that how he honeypoted all of his other missions?
Yor having a meltdown in the foreground and Anya being cute waking up in the background <3 I love my fake fambly <3
... okay. That's how his honeypots worked.
Yellow roses, if I'm correct, symbolize friendship. Interesting.
This is going to be a disaster and I cannot wait. Also I'm spotting Anya and Franky doing a horrible job at hiding in the left pic XD
My heart skipped a beat when I heard Anya's voice say "Moja-Moja" :')
Very sneaky. Much hiding. Wow. There's no way Franky thought this was working XD
The way all of this could have been solved with a "I tripped down the stairs and fell on my butt and now it hurts to sit" but hey we're getting a funny date how can I ask for more
Also the way Yor says that line my god
I am so ready for more Yor you have no idea
I gotta say, showing this moment is perfect for anime-onlies who haven't actually read this specific chapter. Loid just looks worried and Yor looks enraged. So many feelings for this episode XD
Are those macarons? What were the fucking chances that yesterday I went like "Next morning I'm gonna pass by that bakery that makes macarons". I haven't had macarons in years, yet I see one (1) advertisement about that bakery and its macarons and I go like yeah why not. Macarons. And now this. The fuck.
GREMLIN ANYA IS BACK
Honestly, her face in official merch is always a :D face with an almost unnaturally big smile all the time that I've missed her silly little face.
AH I WAS SENT THAT AS A MANGA SCREENSHOT!
Are those playing cards she's throwing? And is she reading someone's mind? I don't even care if she's cheating, good for you girl
Yeah, buddy, welcome to the real world.
I remember that line from the end of the bullet-in-butt date chapter, and I gotta admit I don't really like it... but the way Eguchi delivers it makes me think he's not like "Women amirite" but more like "All my years of training did not prepare me for how people are like in their day to day lives because spy training has skewed my perception of day to day 'normal'" and that's perfectly valid.
But also what the fuck is happening here. What is that cat. Why is Yor about to Thorn-Princess it. What.
So Anya goes on a studying rampage, fails, and ends up crying on her penguin?
This only made me sad, what the fuck. It looks like Loid and Yor are looking at her failing grades, and Anya is disappointed in herself. I will don my clown wig again and say "If Loid doesn't go and reassure her so help me GOD"
I... don't like the ending theme song. But that's mostly a matter of taste, I guess.
Aw.
They dare throw this to anime onlies when they know we won't get romantic canon twiyor content until three to five business years from now at least
The assassin group... I'm supposing he means the one Yor works for? How long does "for a while now" mean? Wasn't Yor working for them since she was a teenager caring for Yuri?
In any case, wow that's a very intense visual.
omg omg omg
from the colour and the angle this looks like a vision Bond has. Loid and Yor are smiling and blushing but why does it make me feel sad!!
I don't know if it's because of what is said in that moment (they look like unrelated scenes since the line is being said by a woman who I'm guessing is a fellow assassin working with Yor or something) but then there's this
And we just don't see Yor like that often, if at all in the anime so far.
What is Franky wearing? It looks like a military jacket or something. I wonder if that's just stylistic choice or it's something more important.
*snorts laugh*
Gotta admit, from a few tidbits here and there it looks like Twilight is finally gaining some more understanding of himself and his situation... but the way he says that just makes me think that realization makes him more concerned than anything else.
So I can say with conviction this did fix something in me. Though I guess the first episode will be the bullet-in-butt date, so it will take me another week to go into new territory. But! Bullet-in-butt date in 12 days! And new cool stuff to look for later on! I'm so happy!
(Again, I don't want spoilers for any of these. Just let me have my fun speculating :D)
screenshots taken from the unofficially subtitled trailer here!
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sorry if this is out of line. you’re not a failure for struggling with food prep and cooking. this is part of life that is hard to deal with and you are not a failure for that. think about bakeries, markets, food stalls, these have almost always existed. in many cultures full time home makers have also been the ones who took on the work of meal planning and prep. relying on others and relying on easier ways to get food is something a lot of people have always done, it’s just a hard thing to do for one’s own self.
so i think with that considered, you are not cheating for buying meal replacements. you’re doing something humans have always had to do by getting assistance. it’s nothing to beat yourself up over, it’s a kindness to yourself.
also - what do you consider cooking? maybe there are ways to eat food from home that only take 1 or 2 steps - like a can of soup, or a microwaved potato? store bought focaccia/flatbread warmed up with a sauce (pesto/hummus/etc?)
you don’t have to respond and again sorry if this is unwanted. you aren’t a failure for wanting meal replacements and you can figure this out. i’m rooting for you. 🩷
This is really sweet and made me cry aauugh I really appreciate this thank you.. I have a lot of internal stuff about food I talked to my fiance about earlier which helped, I'm gonna try and be more ok with meal replacement drinks or pizza rolls or frozen meals or something. I'm also pushing myself a lot in work and studying and working over 50 hours a week right now. I really really appreciate this, it's not unwanted.
I think in this moment I feel so burnt out that the idea of making a sandwich is exhausting, but I think you're right that there are ways to do things at home that are more simple and easy. I'm not a soup fan so that cuts out some quick options, but I like the focaccia idea a lot. Thank you for reaching out. I really appreciate you
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Ya know what... let's be unhinged about my ocs. Will this post be structured? Hell no, I'm gonna ramble my ass off and maybe someday I'll make an oc intro post that actually makes sense but for today - I am here to scream into the void about my ocs.
ROBIN, the best girly, she has so much fucking trauma, I seriously projected on this bitch SO hard. Abusive mommy? CHECK. No father? CHECK. Brother who they used to love but have complicated feelings for now? CHECK CHECK CHECK.
So Robin, my love, is a DnD oc. She's an elven rouge who's ex-nobility - super generic right? NO, YOU FOOLS, YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP.
She's an affair baby between her mother, the queen, and a commoner. When she was born her dad knew she wasn't his because... she's POC and her entire family is pasty white, it was not hard to tell. ANYWAY, Dad moves the family into another residence away from the main castle because her mom cheated. Refuses to see this kid.
Robin's mom ain't super pleased with that and takes her anger out on her affair baby aka Robin. That's ok though, she had like 7 siblings who love her!
... So mom manipulates siblings, but it's ok her brother Tokala would never get manipulated and leave her!!!
... So she has no family or friends. SYKE, she gets a lady-in-waiting named Laosie - basically her mother figure/best friend for her entire life. Makes her learn more about commoners, Robin sees how they're mistreated and underpaid and goes "fuck this" *becomes robin hood and steals from rich people to give to the poor*
So ignoring the physical and emotional abuse everything is going well, she has friends!!! Nothing can go wrong!!!!
... So she tries to steal a necklace but OH NO it was a set-up! By who? FUCKING TOKALA. He arrests Robin and throws her in jail KNOWING SHE'LL GET EXECUTED FOR HER CRIMES.
It's ok though, Loasie saves her and they run away and live happily ever after :)
SYKE, Laosie tries to save her but as they make a run for it Laoise falls and is unable to keep up with Robin. Robin ends up having to leave her, unaware if she's still alive, and run into the woods.
She runs for 2 weeks before passing out in an alleyway where she's picked up by some bakery/inn owners who adopt her - They're her lesbian cat moms, they have like 100 grandkids and Robin lives in their attic and I LOVE THEM.
Robin is my lil blorbo, I made her and I put all my trauma into her and I tied it with a pretty lil bow and I kissed her gently before yeeting her at a wall.
ALSO, last session (it was a 1on1) she adopted a brainwashed kid from the enemy because he was 18 and working alone at a prison and she was like "What the fuck, you are mine-"
I have art of her but my friend drew it so I need permission to post it here so I might add that later, but also they might say no cause the art is old, but I love it anyway :)
#oc robin#abuse#tw abuse#cw abuse#covering all my bases#orginal character#anurapoda#rambles#anurapoda rambles#dnd oc#manipulation#cw manipulation#tw manipulation
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[joybucket @ bzoink]
How often do you wear necklaces? 📿 Well, I’ve worn one everyday since this past Christmas when my mom gave it to me.
Would you rather wear a bracelet or a necklace? 📿 Bracelet.
Do you own a coral sweater? Nope.
Which name do you like best: Emily, Ellery, or Eliana? Eliana.
What season were you born in? Summer. Blehhhh.
What season is your favorite? I love fall and winter.
When was the last time you had a donut? 🍩 Sometime several months ago.
Which spelling do you like better: Jillian or Gillian? Gillian.
Have you ever wondered how the country of Ireland got its name? 🇮🇪 I don’t think I’ve thought of that one specifically, but I always wonder where the name for everything comes from.
Which name do you like best for a girl: Harmony, Harper, Harlow, Harvest, or Harley? Harvest.
What is your favorite shade of green? 💚 Sea foam green.
What is your least favorite shade of green? 🫒 Puke green.
Which name do you like best for a girl: Bianca, Brogan, or Briar? Bianca.
....how about out of these: Carly, Carmen, or Carlotta? Carly.
Which name do you like better: Jasmine or Yasmin? I like both.
Did you used to wish that you could own some of the same outfits as your dolls? Oh, most definitely. Barbies had the coolest clothes and stuff.
Do you think you look better with your hair up or down? I look like shit no matter what, but I like my hair down
What is your favorite shade of blue? 💙 Pastel blue.
What is your least favorite shade of blue? I can’t think of a least favorite.
Would you rather ride a motorcycle 🏍️ or a regular bicycle 🚴? Neither.
What is the name of one island you have vacationed on? 🏝️ I’ve never vacationed on an island.
Which one-syllable girl's name do you like best: Claire, Cove, Dawn, Rose, or Jade? Jade.
When was the last time you wore leggings? Several months ago.
What is your most severe allergy? 🤧 I’m allergic to tangerines.
Do you own a purple sweater? No.
How often do you create surveys? I don’t create surveys.
What is one game you have cheated on? I’m no cheater.
Do you believe it's ever ok to cheat on a test? 📝 No.
Have you ever cheated on a test? 📝 No.
What's your favorite song by Miley Cyrus? I like several of her songs.
What was the last song you listened to on repeat? Area Codes by Kali.
What was the best part of your day today (or yesterday)? Catching up with my brother about his recent trip.
How often do you wear earrings? It’s been years since I’ve worn earrings.
Have you ever worn a stuffed animal at an age guessing booth? 🧸 No, nor have I ever participated in that.
What is something you own that you've had since you were in high school? I have my class shirts.
What year did you join Facebook? All the way back in 2008.
What was the first color you ever dyed your hair? I had blonde highlights for the longest time.
What is one thing most people seem to like the smell of, but you don't? Sharpies. It gives me a headache and I feel nauseous.
Have you ever been scammed? Yes. Not fun.
Are you smart? 🧠 I’m like average I guess.
What color is your dresser? Brown.
If applicable, what color was the dress you wore to your very first Homecoming Dance? 💃 --
When was the last time you purchased something from a bakery? 🧁 Uhhh. I don’t recall.
....and what was it that you purchased? --
What is your computer's desktop background? It’s a picture of water from one of the choices that came with the laptop.
When was the last time you used washi tape, and what did you use it for? I don’t think I’ve ever used it.
List three big cities you have visited and would love to visit again. San Francisco, Los Angeles, Boise. I haven’t been to many big cities.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you with your life? >> I don't know how to rate my ever-fluctuating and deeply complex feelings about being alive on a numerical scale... <<<
What brings you joy? A good show/movie/book.
What's your most cherished memory? So many childhood memories and times with my grandparents who have passed away almost 15-20 years ago.
Do you believe in God? Why or why not? I do.
Were you named after anyone, and if so, who? No, but I recently found out Stevie Nick’s real name is Stephanie and this girl on TT said she, Stephanie, was named after Stevie Nicks. I wish that had
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 📝 Uhhh. I have no idea.
Which spelling do you use for the color: gray or grey? Gray, but I like the ‘grey’ spelling.
Who has hurt you the most? Life. Myself.
Who or what is your happy place? The beach.
If you could erase horrible memories, what memory would you erase? I wouldn’t, to be honest.
When was the last time you cried? A couple days ago.
If you could go anywhere in the world right now (all expenses paid), where would you go? I’d want to really think about a huge opportunity like that. It’s not everyday that happens, ya know.
How do you feel at the moment? I’m tired and have some pain.
Do you believe that you're a strong person? No. I think I’m very weak in every sense.
What's your biggest dream? To get to a better place with my health and actually feel decent so I can be able to do things again.
Paintings or digital pictures? >> why am I choosing between them...<<<
Are you scared to love? Yes.
What's your biggest fear? Losing my loved ones, never getting better/getting worse, never doing anything with my life.
Are you afraid of heights? Yes.
Are you in love? I am not. There’s not even someone I’m interested in.
Do you prefer a bright or dark room? I don’t want it bright, but I don’t want it dark either. Just a comfortable brightness to see in. Have you ever danced in the rain? ☔️ 💃 No. “I wanna know, have you ever seen the rainnnn.”
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I don’t recall the last time I cried for that reason.
Books or movies? I enjoy both.
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2357.
How often do you wear necklaces? 📿 Whenever i go out.
Would you rather wear a bracelet or a necklace? 📿 necklace
Do you own a coral sweater? Nope.
Which name do you like best: Emily, Ellery, or Eliana? Emily
What season were you born in? winter
What season is your favorite? I love winter
When was the last time you had a donut? 🍩 idk
Which spelling do you like better: Jillian or Gillian? Gillian.
Have you ever wondered how the country of Ireland got its name? not realy
Which name do you like best for a girl: Harmony, Harper, Harlow, Harvest, or Harley? Harper
What is your favorite shade of green? 💚 dark green
What is your least favorite shade of green? 🫒 lime green
Which name do you like best for a girl: Bianca, Brogan, or Briar? none
….how about out of these: Carly, Carmen, or Carlotta? Carmen
Which name do you like better: Jasmine or Yasmin? neither
Did you used to wish that you could own some of the same outfits as your dolls? i did
Do you think you look better with your hair up or down? down
What is your favorite shade of blue? 💙 dark
What is your least favorite shade of blue? sky
Would you rather ride a motorcycle 🏍️ or a regular bicycle 🚴? neither
What is the name of one island you have vacationed on? 🏝️ none
Which one-syllable girl’s name do you like best: Claire, Cove, Dawn, Rose, or Jade? Rose
When was the last time you wore leggings? yesterday
What is your most severe allergy? 🤧 apples
Do you own a purple sweater? no
How often do you create surveys? never
What is one game you have cheated on? i've cheated on wordle to not end my streak lmao
Do you believe it’s ever ok to cheat on a test? 📝 No.
Have you ever cheated on a test? 📝 No.
What’s your favorite song by Miley Cyrus? flowers
What was the last song you listened to on repeat? idk
What was the best part of your day today (or yesterday)? going on a date
How often do you wear earrings? every moment of every day
Have you ever worn a stuffed animal at an age guessing booth? 🧸 no
What is something you own that you’ve had since you were in high school? so many of my things
What year did you join Facebook? All the way back in 2008.
What was the first color you ever dyed your hair? blonde
What is one thing most people seem to like the smell of, but you don’t? vanilla.
Have you ever been scammed? Yes.
Are you smart? 🧠 I’m like average I guess.
What color is your dresser? black
If applicable, what color was the dress you wore to your very first Homecoming Dance? 💃 -
When was the last time you purchased something from a bakery? idk
….and what was it that you purchased? –
What is your computer’s desktop background? ellie
When was the last time you used washi tape, and what did you use it for? I don't think i've ever used it
List three big cities you have visited and would love to visit again. new york city, dc, and nashville
On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you with your life? 8
What brings you joy? my daughter and books
What’s your most cherished memory? the birth of my daughter
Do you believe in God? Why or why not? no
Were you named after anyone, and if so, who? No
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 📝 idk
Which spelling do you use for the color: gray or grey? grey
Who has hurt you the most? Myself.
Who or what is your happy place? my couch with a book
If you could erase horrible memories, what memory would you erase? abuse
When was the last time you cried? yesterday
If you could go anywhere in the world right now (all expenses paid), where would you go? english countryside
How do you feel at the moment? tired but fine
Do you believe that you’re a strong person? i think i am when i have to be
What’s your biggest dream? To be successful
Paintings or digital pictures? both
Are you scared to love? no
What’s your biggest fear? Losing my loved ones
Are you afraid of heights? a bit
Are you in love? I am
Do you prefer a bright or dark room? dark Have you ever danced in the rain? ☔️ 💃 yes
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? with my mom
Have you ever cried because you were so happy? tes
Books or movies? books but i love both
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It was hardly a secret that the baker held a soft spot for CJ. Her jokes and confidnet nature always brought a smile to his face. If anything, he thought Cj was the coolest lady he ever met. From the first time he saw her at school and later hiding out in the bakery’s kitchen after a fight, his heart skipped a beat. The second their eyes met, the young Luna fell for Cj.
His arms wrap around her, hands gently rubbing her back. The baker’s forehead rested against hers as took in her features.
“I…” he begins, that red hue filling his cheeks. “I really want this to be us. I’ve wanted it to be for a long time. Would you be ok if this was…us?”
Despite laying in the same bed and even earning a kiss, the baker still felt some strange sense of fear. No doubt due to the surprising lack of confidence he held onto since graduation.
“I wouldn’t mind if it was more times like this. Although, you might know this, I’ll look for any excuse to spend time with you. Always have.”
Through the back half of high school and into early adulthood, she carried a certain reputation with her. And it was warranted, she had a tendency to sleep around. It wasn’t something many people approved of and she knew it turned a lot of people off. And she knew, deep down, Chris deserved better than somebody carrying something like that.
“Would you be?” she responded softly. Since her first real relationship crashed and burned the way it did, she didn’t invest a lot into them. Even though at her heart, she still loved people just the same. And Chris, he was one of the best people she’d ever met. She wasn’t a bad person, but was she really worth his effort. “I mean, you’ve been here for a lot of it. Are you cool with all that shit?” she asked seriously. Her eyes slid away from his for a second and she glanced at a point past his head before she focused back in.
“I won’t cheat or no shit like that. That would be lame as fuck.” she frowned, clearly serious. “But if we can be an us, it’ll be just us. Just you.” her hand rested on his face as she waited patiently. If it was him, the rest of them wouldn’t matter.
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send ✨ for a starter where my muse is basking in the afterglow of a magical night with yours.
They way she already knew that everything about Chris was different in the best possible way sometimes made her uncomfortable. It made her examine something she wasn't sure she was really ready to dig into but right now, she didn't have a choice. She couldn't, in good faith, deny it. The way she cared for this young man, the way he made her feel was more adult than she expected before she was even 21 but here she was, feeling some of the messiest feelings she'd ever had to deal with. It was kind of disgusting but she couldn't wait to keep feeling them.
She moved into him, her grip tightening a little bit and let out a sigh. "We can... this can be us right? It ain't gotta be just this time?" her voice shook a little, a nervousness in her system at the thought of a potential rejection. Sure, he'd be sweet about it but could she realistically handle a full on rejection of something she wanted this bad?
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Hey hun :D may I request like an angst? To fluff where barbatos is so stress from via over working him for an upcoming project and he just breaks down and mc finds him and just spoils him with a massage and other stuff (sorry if this is too much) happy new year!!!
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Treatment For A King
Barbatos X reader
{Angst To Fluff}
Your boyfriend was spending less and less time with you in general. You knew it was nothing personal in general but you did feel a bit hurt.
It started off with Barbatos inviting you to go shopping with you, buying you gifts. Even inviting you for sleepovers to the castle when he had basic chores.
You even helped him sometimes, it was ok with you. He is your boyfriend so of course you would help him.
However over time it became less and less frequent from the overall amount of time you both would spend time together.
You tried talking to Asmodeus about it but he just replied with; “You have nothing to worry about hun, besides you knew he was gonna be a busy guy before dating him.”
He laughed as he kissed you on the cheek and walked off.
You weren’t concerned if he was cheating on you and such after all it’s not like he was monogamous, he was just too busy over all to be thinking about other people.
You were all that he could basically handle mentally and you were all that he wanted clearly.
You knew that he still loved you however you were starting to think it wasn’t worth it or meant to be in general from all the times he has canceled plans on you, left you on read, didn’t even say good morning.
When you did see him it was like you both weren’t even together. He would stand by Diavolo’s side like he was supposed to do professionally.
He didn’t once glance or greet you.
Eventually you started worrying if there was something wrong with him, because no one could take a 360 overnight.
Lucifer saw that you were extremely worried from all the new habits you started getting that were shown from humans; biting your nails, declining invitations to go to a group dinner with everyone etc.
“Barbatos is just extremely stressed from the projects Diavolo wants to do, Diavolo being Diavolo took a break from his work to goof off and all the work started piling up as a result of there being a lot more projects to take care of.” Lucifer explained to you in a calm manner to ease you.
Your expression immediately lit up. You gave him a smile and grabbed your wallet running from the House of Lamentation.
You decided to stop by a bakery, a candle/ self care store to get everything you needed.
You were determined.
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Barbatos walking to his chambers after a long day with Diavolo smelled a strange scent… that’s new?
He walked in getting ready to go punish this intruder. He was too busy to use his future sight seeing ability to know what was going on.
As he stepped in you were on your bed surrounded by a bunch of rose petals, scented light up candles and jazz music.
… “MC I’m too tired to sleep with you-“
“THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS FOR.”
You yelled.
Barbatos Immediately chuckled a little, putting his hand over his mouth, happy to see you but a little too tired to do anything or see anyone.
“I wanted to help you relax a little.” You smiled
You passed him a bowl of icecream with 3 different scoop flavors that he’d enjoy.
He smiled to thank you.
He started eating it elegantly sitting down on the foot of the bed unbothered by anything.
You went behind him to start massaging his shoulders, Barbatos with a red face immediately started to stiff up.
“Relax we’re not doing anything, as I said you just need to relax a little bit. You deserve it.” You smiled at him.
He felt extremely warm as you started doing your thing.
Eventually he calmed down and finished his ice cream laying down shirtless as you began putting oils on his back doing your thing.
Eventually you stop as you see him fast asleep with a content face after the day's work.
You leaned down to kiss his cheek however, you felt his arms grab you for some well deserved rest with each other.
#barbatos x mc#barbatos x reader#barbatos headcanons#obey me barbatos#obey me#obey me shall we date#obm barbatos#om barbatos#barbatos#obey me x reader#obey me hc
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Can I please request Gojo falling in love with a chubby reader
Of course dear! I've had others request this so im just gonna answer it on this ask 💕
Gojo Satoru x chubby fem reader here we gooooo
CW: chubby fem reader, Gojo being Gojo, mentions of cheating, shitty ex, smut, fluff, not beta read bc im a gremlin
Ok but let's get one thing straight
Gojo is an arrogant bastard
Hot? Yes. Charismatic? Definitely. Humble? Absolutely fucking NOT sksksk
He is so fucking full of himself and you can tell from the moment he speaks
So goddamn cocky and arrogant and if he wasn't so attractive I'd punch him in the face
Anyways
Since Gojo is so fucking full of himself, i imagine he's a huge flirt
He knows how great he is and he wants all the ladies to know too bc? He's awesome and everyone should know??
He'll flirt with any pretty little thing in a skirt and it gets annoying real quick
So when he pops into your bakery and flirts with your coworker while you're in the back, you know he's trouble
You've met guys like him dozens of times and you're not a fan
Either they never flirt with you or they only do it bc they flirt with EVERYBODY
So you don't pay much attention to him when you bring out some sponge cakes you just finished preparing
But Gojo pays attention to you 👀
Gojo pays a LOT of attention to you 👀👀👀
Maybe he's a chubby chaser deep down or maybe he's just a whore, but the moment he sees you he is WHIPPED
He sees your curvy frame sway as you bring out a tray of sweets, your hips moving side to side, your thighs jiggling, your breasts pressing into your apron
Oh god, he doesn't know where he wants to look most
I mean, you just look so soft and squishy and he bets your cheeks would feel like mochi if he pinched them
Okay he has to have you
He completely forgets your coworker and goes over to you
"Well hello, princess. Where have you been all my life?"
You're just like ??? and you just turn around and go back to the kitchen, you got cookies in the oven, you aint got time for this dude
And Gojo just stares as you walk away hate to see her leave but love to watch her go aldjaldjls and he gets this weird feeling in his gut
He's not sure if it's the pain of being rejected or what, but he's never been more determined to have someone in his life
So guess who becomes a regular at your bakery sksksk
This man comes in way too fucking often dontcha got a job or somethin?? Why dontcha go do that?
Like pretty much every day
He likes your pastries, but he's really there to see you
Lowkey peeks inside the shop to see if you're working and if you're not he just leaves sksksk
He tries to come around when it's slow and you're alone so he can take up all your time and attention
He is a flirting machine when he talks to you, pulling out every pickup line he can think of just to get your attention
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again?"
"Aw jeez, I lost my number! Mind if I have yours?"
"I bet we'd look so cute together as one of those wedding toppers."
He's literally the most obnoxious customer you could ever have sksksk
You don't let his flirtatious words get to you: every time you turned around, he would be chatting up another girl, so you assumed this was just a part of his character, that he just flirted with everyone he met and you weren't special
You ignored him as best you could, serving him when you were the only one working, but keeping your distance the rest of the time
And this goes on for a couple months, until you have an awful day and everything comes crashing down
Gojo comes in an hour before close, knowing that it would be dead in the bakery
He lights up when he sees you behind the counter, staring off into space
"Hey there, cutie! You're looking a bit tired. Is it because you've been running through my mind all day?"
You don't really respond, barely register that he's there
Gojo frowns. Usually you roll your eyes or make some kind of snide response, but you were just quiet
He placed his hands on the counter, leaning down to your eye level
"Hey, are you okay?"
You suddenly burst into tears, making Gojo jump back in surprise
He starts freaking out, worrying that he caused this, bumbling out apologies as he tries to console you
You cry for a bit, eventually disclosing that this guy you were seeing had cheated on you and said dozens of awful things before he blocked you
You don't know why you're telling a customer this, especially Gojo of all people, but for some reason he stays and listens, nodding along as you ranted about this shitty guy for 30 minutes
You calmed down, wiping away your tears, realizing that it was almost time for you to close
You apologize to Gojo for wasting his time, but he stops you
"Being around you is always time well spent, no matter what we're talking about, so don't worry about it."
You're a bit shocked, blinking rapidly when he buys the last of your sweet bread and cookies, but you serve him regardless
He leaves you a large tip, smiling sincerely down at you
"Hey. Ya want me to beat that guy up for ya? Because I will totally beat him up for you. Hell, at least lemme make him piss his pants and apologize to ya."
You snort, laughing loudly at his proposition, shaking your head and denying him, even as he pouted and insisted that it would be easy for him to scare your ex
You still don't take his offer, but you thank him for listening and for being so kind to you
He stands there for a moment longer, as if he wants to say something else, but he just ends up nodding and giving you his bright smile, waving a hand as he leaves the shop
You see Gojo differently after that
Yes, he's still the ridiculous flirt that he was when you first met, but you see glimpses of who he really is underneath that stern exterior
For example, when a handful of little kids came in and were short on money, he paid for their melonpan and threw in some dorayaki for them too
You realized that he was actually kind underneath his cocky exterior, and you found yourself attracted to his carefree nature
So the next time he jokingly asked you to go out with him, you agreed
AND YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOK ON GOJO'S FACE!!!!
He was so dumbstruck that he didn't move for like 5 minutes
No seriously, you started serving another customer while he just stared off into space, completely shocked
But once he regains his composure, he won't shut up about your possible date
You threaten to reject his offer if he doesn't calm down and leave sksksk
The two of you end up going to an amusement park
Gojo insists on going on all the rides and playing every day (which he wins bc he's literally the strongest person ever, duh 🙄), leaving you to carry around like 10 stuffed toys that he won you end up getting a trashbag to put them all in so you can carry them around easier
The last ride you go on is the ferris wheel
You reach the top, looking out over the amusement park and enjoying the view as the sun set
You look over to Gojo to ask him something, stopping when you see that he's staring at you, a dreamy look on his face
He takes off the pitch black glasses he was wearing, revealing his icy blue eyes as he smiles softly at you
"You really are gorgeous, ya know that?"
You don't know what compels you, but you decide to lean towards him, closing your eyes as you pressed your lips to his
He hums against you, returning the kiss, his hand finding the back of your neck, thumb rubbing against it
The two of you kiss until the ferries wheel starts moving again, you pulling away even tho Gojo tries to follow you
Your face is hot when he chuckles breathily, putting his glasses back on his nose, looking over them to give you a suggestive look
"So... Ya wanna go steady, sweetheart?"
Ok so yall are going steady now aksdjflsdfh
AND IT'S????? OK IT'S NOT BAD AJSDFK BUT IT'S NOT PERFECT EITHER
Like Gojo is really sweet! He visits you at the bakery and brings you flowers and he's a nice guy!
But he's still a flirt
You can still hear his playful tone when he talks to other girls, and it really bums you out :/
BUT YKW? NO! You do not deserve to feel bad about stuff that you aren't responsible for! He's the one flirting with every human that crosses his path, and he needs to take responsibility for his actions 😤
So you give him an ultimatum: either he stops flirting with people or the two of you go back to being a customer and a baker
And obviously he chooses you bc you're the prettiest thing he's ever seen and he truly only has eyes for you
He's just an attention whore and can't help but want everyone to adore him 🤷♀️
But that's still no excuse so he reigns it in and just flirts with you twice as hard sksksk
Which kinda defeats the purpose bc yall are already dating so what more is flirting gonna do dskkskssk BUT WHATEVER!!
Overall you appreciate his effort and really like him :)
You don't sleep with him at first tho
You wanna make sure he likes you for you and not just your body, so you deny his sexual advances for the first five dates
Gojo has been surprisingly accommodating to you, never pushing your boundaries once they're set
Like yea, he wants to fuck you silly and feel those plump thighs squished against his cheeks, but he doesn't want to force you to do anything, he likes you too much to hurt you in any way
But this date just feels so right, yk?
Like yall got some takeout and brought it home and now yall are barely watchin a movie and you're laughing at nothing and suddenly you're moving closer and you're kissing and it's the perfect moment
The both of you are pawing at each other, hands sliding beneath shirts and tugging at sweatpants and soon enough Gojo is on his knees between your legs, lapping at your pussy like he's dying of thirst and you're the only drink of water for miles
He's good too, really good, his tongue swirling around you so effectively that you're cumming within a few minutes
He comes up for air, smirking and chuckling
"You came that quick? What are you, a virgin?"
You trap his face with your thighs and he grunts angrily as he tries to break free, but in reality this is making him so hard
You help him put on a condom (and ask him if he planned this, to which he doesn't respond), lying back on the couch and letting him slip his cock into you
He's unbelievably vocal as he moves into you, eyes rolling back as he groans loudly
"Holy shit, babe. If I had known you felt this good, I woulda fucked you sooner."
Proceeds to fuck the life out of you sksksk
No really, Gojo starts a hard and fast pace, his large hands gripping everywhere he can reach, keeping you in place as he pounds your chubby cunt
"Toru, p-please, slow down! 's too much, t-too much!"
"Shit—Sorry, baby. Jus—Just bear with me for tonight, okay? Fuck, I'll do anythin—Jesus—anythin ya want later, okay?"
Your legs are shakin like Bambi once yall're done sksksk
Made you cum... 5? 6 times? You honestly can't remember but Gojo claims that you came 10 times from his cock alone yea right buddy, keep tellin yourself that 🙄
He's very soft once the two of you are finished, burying his face into your chest, breathing deeply and relaxing as you cockwarm him
Turns into a big needy baby which he always is but now it's amplified bc he came
Lifts his head up after 10 minutes and gives you a sleepy smile
"I love you."
Gojo has said 'I love you' before, but it was always light-hearted and sweet, like how you say it to your best friend
But his tone was a bit more serious, his eyes calm but longing, his heart pounding against his chest and beating against yours
He really meant it this time
"I love you too, Satoru."
Gojo inhales sharply, blushing before he buries his face in the crook of your neck, leaving gentle kisses below your ear
And then you feel his soft cock throb inside you, growing in size
"You ain't got any clue what ya do to me, huh doll??"
Proceeds to fuck you for another hour bc he just can't get enough of you 💕
His favorite part of your body has to be your tits
Just *squeeze, jiggle jiggle, squish squish squish* yk?
Lowkey stress balls for him
Could be having the worst day ever, but then he sees your boobies and he's all 😊💕💕💕
He likes when you wear tight, low cut tops that give a great view of your cleavage
Has definitely thrown objects at your tits to see if he can land it in your cleavage
Items that he's succeeded at getting there: a pen, a marble, a goldfish cracker
Tries to get Nanami to play along with him and whoever wins gets to fuck your face
Of course Nanami says no he's got his own chubby darling at home who he loves very much 💕 but even if Nanami had said yes, Gojo would never let him win
Gojo is a competitive bitch and refuses to lose, even if there's no prize involved
But when the prize is you, he has to pull out all the stops in order to win
So if for whatever reason Nanami did say yes, Gojo would probs cheat and use the infinity to manipulate things and get more points
Would end up getting every shot even tho he was missing just before your game and would win
Proceeds to motorboat your titties as his "reward" for winning the stupid game he created
He likes showing you off sksksk
Like "look at me! look at them! look at us, the two most stunning people that just walked into the room! you'll never see something as beautiful as us ever again!"
This results in a lot of exhibitionism
Gojo is a horndog and likes taking you wherever he can and he likes when people see you drooling and moaning like a whore for him
He's cocky and likes the attention
You can't count the amount of times people have walked in on the two of you fucking in the teacher's lounge
Gojo can't help it! You visit him during lunch and bring sweet pastries and you look so yummy underneath that dirty apron and he just wants to watch your plump body bounce and jiggle as you ride his dick
He likes reminding everyone that even though he jokes about letting others fuck you, you're his, he's the only one who can satisfy you and he's not gonna let anyone take you away from him
Likes bringing you around Jujutsu Tech!
If Gojo is like everyone's kooky uncle, then you're the cool aunt that balances him out sksksk
No but seriously the students love you
You're nice and calm and bring pastries so you're good in their book :)
The students will often come to you with problems that they can't really approach Gojo about (i mean, he's a nice guy but he isn't really good at being a respectable and responsible adult that people can go to when they have a problem)
You're the responsible adult out of the two so your presence is greatly appreciated
ANYWAYS BACK TO GOJO SKSKSK
His favorite position is doggy bc he likes watching your ass bounce on him
Has a tendency to smack your ass just to see it jiggle and to feel your cunt clench around him
He's absolutely ruthless in bed
Just full on jack hammers into you like it's the last time he's ever gonna get to fuck
He loves how overwhelmed you get, quickly getting drunk off of his cock
Dont worry tho, he doesnt forget to stimulate your clit 💕
Is a little too rough at times
He's just so horny and enthusiastic and ends up fucking you harder than he means to
He makes up for it by cuddling you for the rest of the day
Loves taking showers with you 🥴
Watching the suds flow down your curves, your skin warm from the hot shower
Definitely lifts you up and fucks you against the wall
OK BUT GOJO PICKING YOU UP AND FUCKING YOU??? VERY COMMON MY LOVE SKSKSK
Mr. Big N Strong over here has to show off constantly so of course he's gonna exhibit his physical abilities
He may look like a twig but mans could lift a boulder if need be, so you are not heavy at ALL to him
He likes the surprised gasp you let out when he picks you up, squealing about how he doesn't have to hold you and how you dont want him to get hurt
"Oh, so ya think I'm not strong enough ta hold ya up, baby? Ya think I'm weak?"
"I-I didn't say tha-aaaaaat!"
He slams you down on his cock for at least an hour
You are thoroughly fucked out by the time he's done with you
Annoyingly cocky afterward
"So... still worried about me gettin hurt?" such an asshole i swear
All in all, the sex is great, but that's not the only reason you're with him
Although Gojo is arrogant and irritable, there are moments of sincerity that shine through when you really need it
Remember that shithead that cheated on you?
Well, guess who you see one day when you're out with Gojo
"Y/N? Damn, didn't think I'd see you around here. How ya been?"
He's a shithead, a real asshole, sparking a conversation so he can make you feel bad about yourself, talking about how great he's doing with his new girlfriend and shit
Gojo is quiet while this guy rambles about how great he's doing, but he doesn't let this asswipe talk for long
"Wait...," he mumbles, putting his arm around your shoulder, "is this the guy you were talkin about with the micro penis that couldn't satisfy you??"
The guy freezes, shocked
"Excuse—"
"Omg, it totally is him, isn't it?!"
Gojo cackles loudly, his arm slipping down your shoulders to your waist
"Aw man, that's crazy dude! Damn, I'm actually glad we've met: I wanted to thank you!"
Gojo's hand slips down to your hip and squeezes, pulling you closer to his side
"If you hadn't broken this fine lady's heart, then I would never have found the best pussy on the planet!"
Your face is on fire, your heart pounding as your ex stares in shock
"I mean, it's thanks to you that I get to fold this pretty gal in half and fuck her to my heart's content. Never met a girl with a body as sexy as hers. I've had some of the best orgasms of my life thanks to her."
Gojo pats your ex on the shoulder, giving a dangerous smirk
"Seriously dude, thanks for showing your true colors so that I had the chance to treat this woman like the goddess she is."
Your ex can't even get a word in before Gojo is pulling you away quickly, his arm securely wrapped around your waist
You're just as confused as your ex was, looking up at Gojo, your fave screwed up in thought
He's glaring ahead of him, his jaw clenched tight as the two of you walk
It isnt until you get a few blocks away that he slows down and looks at you
"Hey, you know that his opinion means jack shit, right? It's obvious that he's a loser and you were way too good for him, you know??"
You can't see his eyes, but you know that he would have a look of concern behind him, worried that your shitty ex would ruin your day out with your boyfriend
You smile, wrapping your arms around his neck, pulling him down to kiss his cheek
"Thank you, Satoru. You're my hero."
He snorts at that, palming your ass playfully before bringing his hands to your waist
"You won't be thinkin that when I beat your ass at the arcade"
Yea, he's a keeper 💕
#ask#gojo satoru#smut#chubby reader#fem reader#im sorry this took so long!!#i kept getting writer's block but i hope you like it#☀️ fics#☀️ asks
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Oh, How I wish
TW: cursing, slut shaming
Maribat normal plot with a twist, and some inspiration from a writer who's no longer active from my knowledge. Enjoy <3
P.S: all the characters are very much ooc.
Chapter I.
another day has started
Marinette was tired of living already at the age of barely 17.
All her hard work that she but HALF her life in to be liked by others, was ruined. She tried her best to be there for everyone, even if they were good or bad to her, she was always there.
How the hell could everyone be so fricking dumb to believe everything people were saying about her. HER! The one who always was so kind and helpful to all of them, ALL of them, even damn Lie-la Rossi before she saw her actual true colours.
The lies of the so called angel girl, got even into her family. Breaking it apart into pieces, ending up with her father divorcing her mother because Sabine got accused by liars, of cheating and being a prostitute out of her work hours. Which was no way fucking true, her mother worked her ass off at the bakery, making deliveries anytime she had to, even if it would have taken hours.
Sabine loves her job. Of course she would do everything for it! How could people be so cruel towards the kindest woman in Paris?! All her poor mother could do is cry into her daughter's shoulder, apologizing for not being by her side sooner and for not being a good enough mother for poor Marinette.
Marinette had enough. The only damn reason she didn't give up on living yet was because she still had to save Paris, even if Paris didn't damn deserve it. She had to take care of her poor heartbroken mother and Chloe, who changed drastically once she saw how badly Mari has been treated the past 2 years.
"Marinette, are you ok?" A sad Tikki said, wiping an unwanted tear off the small girl's cheek.
"Do I look ok to you Tikki? I don't want to live anymore, I lost everything I had. MY OWN FAMILY IS BROKEN AND I FEEL WORTHLESS!" Her voice losing control with each word, til the end of her speech, she was a sobbing mess on the floor.
Tikki's bottom lip started to quiver, the poor kwami was just as lost as her hero. She did not understand how people could be so cruel without proof.
After a while in which all you could hear was Marinette's sobs and the gentle hear patting of Tikki, trying her best to confort her master, a small ding was heard from heard from the girl's computer, who was once filled with pictures of no other then Adrien fucking Agreste, who turned out to be just a horny son of a dog, and a betraying bastard- wha, you lost your temper a bit. Calm down you're still telling a story. Ahem.
Her computer made a small noise, probably being a new comission or just a random fan email. Oh. Didn't you know? Marinette because a anonymous singer. All her songs being about everything that happened in her life. Her songs were really emotional, captivating the hearts of millions of teens from across the globe. Anyway.
Marinette found a bit of strength to get up to her computer, to see what the only thing that brought her joy needed.
Mari opened her mailbox, to see it was her school email. What, you thought she was that much of a dummy to use her work email and school email the as one and only? You silly goose, she's much smarter then that, she has a good hacker in her class. Who not once hacked her emails trying to find incriminating stuff but ending up not finding even the smallest proof that she was a bitch as they claimed her to be.
She opened to see that it was a... response from a competition she won some months ago? Oh. That was when she had hope she could fix everything with a school trip.
The girl opened the email to see it was a congratulations. Saying that she won the event, which meaning she and her class are supposed to go to Gotham. Why the most dangerous city in the world besides Paris would be open for tourists? Well don't ask me, its a story, just pretend it's normal.
Mari smiled a bit. Maybe this could keep her dark thoughts away for a bit, even if the others will ruin it for her. But there was a small blup of light brighten in her head.
They wanted a villain right? They're going to have a bigger villain then the Joker himself. Well, were getting there slowly.
Tikki probably read her mind since she didn't see the girl smile in months, but didn't know on what exactly she was thinking about.
Marinette rushed to her dresser and then got a scissor and cut a good chunk of her hair that has long grown longer then it was before, since she stopped taking care of herself. She looked at herself with a seductive smirk, liking the haircut. Kinda reminded her of Alice from Twilight.
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Tikki watched shockingly the sudden change of attitude, but she didn't want to admit, she kinda liked seeing Marinette happy, plus, she didn't have her rebellious phase yet, did she?
"Mari, what are you doing?" The small creature flew next to her master, landing on her shoulder.
"Oh my little god, I'm gonna give them a lesson. To not mess with 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿." The girl said in a low tone.
Tikki couldn't help the tiny smile. She was happy that her holder was going to have a bit of fun.
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The next day, Marinette woke up early, getting ready for her rebel arc.
She woke Tikki up with a gentle cheek kiss and then went to get dressed
The girl dressed up in a black tank top, with a pair of big long pants along with a black jacket 2 times her size.
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She out a very noticeable choker with a skeletal hand on it. Put on a bit a eyeliner and then checked herself out in the mirror
"Damn" she says then turns around to look at her back, while flirty smirking at herself
"I look hot as fuck"
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The girl walked confidently through the school hallway, catching everyone's stare
Who cares what others think? She's fucking hot!
Everything was going well, she was walking through the hallway like a bad bitch, humming some new Jagged Stone song, from an album that she got to participate in!
Everything was going smoothly until-
"Well hello slut, looks like you're walking in your mother's foot steps" no other then Alya said.
That caught Mari's attention
"What dear Alya? Mad that I'll never fuck you even if it was the end of the world? Sorry baby, I have my own standards." Marinette smirked as she finishes
A long 'oooh' was heard from the halls
The embarrassed expression of Alya was priceless, ah, so good to be a villain. Maybe Mari began to understand Lila, but She'll never have that much snake blood in her to become as much of a bitch like Lila.
"She's right Marinette! You kinda look like a whore, and I'm not trying to be rude. Cmon, let's fix you up" Agreste comes behind them with a sympathetic smile, with Nino next to him, who looks embarrassed by his girlfriend's words
"Hm? What? You've never seen a pair of tits before Agreste? With the way you're talking you'll never make a girl finish, stop with the hero act and man up" she pushes through the duo and gets upstairs slowly but surely
Adrien's anger started to build up and he unconsciously yelled-
"YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT!"
Mari paused.
"I'm trying to be the biggest fucking slut in the world...But not with you" she says as she blows them a kiss as she turns around and continues to go upstairs.
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Miss Bustier was watching the whole thing, mind her, she was kinda giggling to herself.
She missed Mari, being more confident even if she never was.
She wished she could have stopped the bullying, but the principal said that to save their school face, there should be no bullying record, and even threaten the teacher to fire her if she said something.
So the teacher had to watch the sweetest person in the world suffer, from a distance.
The bell rang and she started to walk to her class.
She got a message from Marinette last night, with information about the trip, but the woman had other plans.
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"Good morning class!" Said the teacher in an unusual happy voice
A very annoyed 'good morning' was heard from the other side of the room, probably the class being mad at Mari's sudden change of attitude.
"Before we begin, I have an announcement to make." She smirked, knowing what she will say will shock some people
The class peaked their ears and payed close attention
"One of your dear colleagues won a trip to Gotham, including full payed hotel for 2 weeks, with tour in the W.E tower, spending time with couple of celebrities and a big gala at the end of it all!" She clapped as she saw how excited they were getting.
"OMG, GIRL CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY INTERVIEWS I CAN GET? IM GONNA BE FAMOUS AFTER THIS!" Alya jumps excitedly while hugging a smiling Lila
The other classmates started to chat about stuff they will do
Then.
"Who won the competition, Miss?" Rose asked shyly
"It has to be Lila, cmon Li, you didn't have to" Ivan says happily
Bustier smiled as she looked up from the trip papers slowly
"Marinette won the competition." She says with a dark smile
Everything froze, they couldn't believe their ears.
They slowly turned to the small girl who was sitting in the back, writing some notes down, not listening to anything that was happening. Until she noticed the stare fixed by so many people
"What" she says narrowing her nose, staring back at the class
"Well, since you won the competition, I say you go alone on this trip. You need a break my dear. You've been studying so much. You may take anyone who you want to take with you. Or you can take the class" she offered with a smile.
The class looks back at her with a death stare
After a bit of silence, in which only the clock was heard there was an answer.
"I'm going alone."
#maribat#ml x dc#marinette deserves better#marinette dupain cheng#mlb au#maridami#damian x marinette#daminette#badass marinette
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THE EPITOME
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+3. The Dysfunction
Once he got back to my place, we didn't even say much to each other. I pulled him inside, we went to my room, and then we spent the rest of the night laughing at old episodes of Great Taste. There was really no need for more words, I just wanted to be in his arms. We even fell asleep with me still in them. His company had brought me peace in my waking hours, but it seemed that something had done the opposite for my slumber. I could only remember some of one dream, and it was a borderline nightmare. I had never been one to just brush off my dreams. To me, they all meant something.
When I woke up, I rolled over to see if he was awake and he was staring pensively at the ceiling.
“Morning, babe,” he said, after turning his attention to me.
“Hey.”
“You sleep ok? You tossed and turned almost all night.”
“I didn’t. My dreams were weird.”
“You eat something crazy before I got here?”
I shook my head. “No.”
“Well, what you dream about?”
“Honestly… it was that you were on a date with some girl who wasn't me.”
“What?”
The expression that suddenly appeared on his face didn’t put me at ease. He looked deeply confused. Like I had been speaking in another language or something. I mean, it wasn't that hard of a concept to grasp.
“So, are you seeing somebody else?”
“Never. I love you.”
I turned and backed away from his advances as he attempted to change the subject with a kiss, his signature move. “Mm mm.” With a shake of my head, I put my hand out toward him. I was so used to it by now that I could prepare my rejection early.
“What now?”
“Eli, you know how I feel about my dreams. My ancestors might be trying to tell me something.”
He just looked at me, mouth slightly agape. He couldn't still be confused, because this was not new information for him. “…I swear, it’s always something with you. Be for real, Ju.”
“And you know I'm not playing.”
“What do you not understand about the words ‘I love you’?”
“I underst—”
“They mean that I don’t wanna be with anybody else,” he damn near scolded, blatantly interrupting me, “that I’m happy being with just you, and that I would not cheat on you.”
“Ok, Elijah. Ok.” I threw my hands up in surrender. I didn't have time for this. “I was just asking.” I lifted the covers, turning to my back and away from him.
“Ok, then. Are you cheating on me?”
My face whipped in his direction. The nerve of this man. “…You serious?”
“I am.”
“See, now you just being petty.”
“Nah. Answer the question.”
“You know what? What time is it?” I picked up my phone to see for myself. “You can leave. My tutor is coming in like thirty minutes anyway.”
“Answer the question, July!”
“First of all, don't be yelling at me, because you know I don't take too kindly to that shit. And, since you so mad, go on and head back to your spot. You don't have to be here.”
“Keep on putting me out and I’ma stop comin’ up in here!”
“Do what you gotta do then.” I slid to the foot of the bed, ready to start my day and ready for him to go home.
“Stop fucking frontin’!”
That was the one that got me. “Frontin’?! For who, for what, why?!”
And, all of sudden, he wanted to check his tone. “If I really stopped coming around your ass, you would be in your feelings. Don't play with me.”
“Baby, don't flatter yourself. I been told you, I ain't ever tryna keep nobody who ain't tryna be kept. You free to do whatever the fuck you wanna do.”
“Yeah, whatever.”
“Yeah, whatever. Try me.”
“You know what, July? Fuck you.”
“Nigga, fuck you. And get out while you at it.”
He went around me and I stepped closer to him, pointing toward the door, reminding him which way he needed to go in case he had forgotten. I watched his jaw tense as he looked over at the wall. He closed his eyes and drew in a long breath. I just rolled my eyes, done ignoring my bladder for the sake of this stupid conversation. I had started to walk away when he grabbed me and pushed me into the wall. I screamed, mostly out of shock, but I would be lying if I said it didn't hurt.
“Stop fucking talking to me like that!”
“Oh, I know you don’ lost your mind!” I tried to force myself out of his grasp, but he had to have found some untapped strength because I barely left the wall. I tried again with the same result. After the third attempt, I started to panic. My back made contact with the barrier and I stared into his wild eyes, chest heaving. I had never seen him so angry. “Elijah… let me go.”
He just squeezed my arms harder. “Talk all that shit now, you bad!”
“Eli, owww!” The pain was so much worse and it was starting to show on my face. “Let me…”
“Huh?” he asked, bringing his ear up to my tensed mouth. “What was that?”
I didn’t say anything else. In all the time I’d known him, he had never scared me; until today.
“You need to learn how to calm the fuck down. You see what that mouth makes me do to you?”
That question broke something in me. How was his lack of self-control my fault? I started to cry. I did not like this. I had sworn that if any nigga ever got buck with me, I’d try to beat his ass. Even though I never actually thought that type of situation would ever arise for me. But, now that it was happening, I couldn’t move. I couldn't even think straight.
“July…” His face softened and he released my arms, but it didn't stop my tears. I felt so stupid. “Baby, I’m-I’m sorry,” he said, wrapping me in a hug.
“No! Get off me!”
“I'm sorry. Oh my god, I’m so sorry.”
“Let me GO, ELIJAH!” I demanded, digging my nails into his bare back.
“Aaaah!”
He went for my hands and it gave me just enough room to gain use of my reach. I immediately began blindly swinging my fists through the air and trying my best to knock his ass out.
“July!”
Other than a couple of grazes, he somehow managed to dodge all of my attempts. Not only that, he had gotten his hands around each of my wrists. I’d been grossly underestimating this man’s strength. He threw his arms around me, but I pulled mine out of his way before I could be fully subdued again.
“Get off me!” I had pushed him so many times that I’d lost count, but then it dawned on me that the lower half of my body was also capable. Without a second thought, I kneed him right in the dick. He cowered as the ugliest noise came out of him, finally granting me my personal space. We were right next to the bathroom, so I went in and locked the door. I did it hard, too, making sure he could hear the latch.
I stayed there for a while hoping he would continue with the odd behavior and take his ass back home. But I knew he wouldn’t. He would stand out there all day waiting for the chance to try and clean up his mess.
Sure enough, he was still in the same spot, looking stupid, when I came out. And I stepped right past him. I heard him call my name as I left the room, but I ignored him. He tried again and was met with the same response. I’d never intended on answering him. Then I felt him grab my arm. My entire body froze. I wasn't even breathing as his stride ended in front of me. He instantly closed in on the space between us without any of my assistance. I followed him closely with my eyes, expecting the worst, almost dreading his next move. His hands crept to the small of my back as he inched closer to my face. I couldn't believe he was doing this again.
“Elijah, no.” I jerked away, pushing my hand firmly against his chest. “You can’t just make this all better with a kiss.” Surprisingly, his embrace fell away and I continued past him. “I can’t fucking believe you.”
“I know. I’m sorry,” he said, still trailing me. “I don’t know what the hell came over me.”
I stopped in the living room, but I didn’t want to look at him. “And who’s to say it won’t just ‘come over’ you again?!”
“It won’t, I swear! That was the first and the last time. I promise you, baby.”
I shook my head at that weak ass reply. “…I can’t handle this shit.”
He came up and wrapped me in his arms, his solid body pressed against the softness of my back. “I love you, ok? I won't let it happen again. I promise, Ju. On everything!”
I pushed his hands down and away from me. “I want you to leave. Like, I need you to.”
“Baby.”
“Eli, I’m serious.”
New tears rolled from my eyes and I made the probably silly decision to turn and show him. I couldn't even believe I was crying at all, let alone for a second time. I was upset with myself for it, and also for the part of me that wanted to welcome his embrace and give him his way.
“Can I come back later?” he asked, just above a whisper.
“I don't think so.”
He reached up and used his thumb to wipe away some of my tears. “…I’m sorry.”
“Elijah…” I dropped my head after he had repeated those words for the umpteenth time, sighing frustratedly. Only for him to lift my chin and steal a peck from my lips.
“I love you, Ju.”
I opened my mouth to respond, but I heard the front door open first. I hurried to rid my face of the remaining tears before Rocky could see. My friend was very much off the chain and would fight Eli’s ass. I peeked over his shoulder and she was walking in with Erik in tow, towering over her five-foot-nothing frame. Damn, I had forgotten all about him.
“Ju Ju, Erik is here,” she said, and I looked up at him and smiled. But, of course, there wasn’t one returned.
“Hey, Erik.”
“Hey.”
“Baby, this is Erik. He’s gonna be tutoring me in Pre-Calc.” I prayed to God that Eli wouldn’t say anything crazy. He could be kinda mean to people sometimes.
“Oh, ok. What’s up, man? I’m Elijah, the boyfriend.”
“Nice to meet you.”
“Yeah. Same here.”
“Ok, babe. Bye.” I placed my hands on Eli’s back and started to walk, forcing his ass toward the door. “We gotta get to work.”
“Aight. I should probably be studying something myself.”
“Yep.”
He left my preferred path and turned to face me. “Aight, I’m gone. I’ma call you later, though.”
I just nodded, so over our whole interaction. Then he said the rest of his goodbyes and left. Finally. After he shut the door, I turned back to Rocky and Erik with another crafted smile. “Alright.”
“What’s with yall?” Rocky asked with a slightly furrowed brow, gesturing toward me and where Eli had just stood.
“Oh, nothing.”
“Mhm. We’ll talk later.” She walked past me and I could feel the shame tingling through my core. I was so sure that the mess had been under wraps.
“…Ok, Rocky.” But I just let it go. I didn't wanna go into it with Erik standing right there, anyway. I was already embarrassed enough.
“Yep. Well, y’all have fun. I’ma holla at y'all later.” She was headed for the door and it hit me that she was wearing a cute ass dress and sandals that I hadn't seen her in before.
“Um, you look bomb. Where you goin’? I thought we were hanging out today.”
“Thanks, boo. And, nope, you had your chance,” she said, keeping her eyes and her tread forward. “Now I’m off to handle some grown folks business.”
I cackled. “Aight, mama. Be safe.”
“You know it.”
I turned back to Erik, laughter lingering, ready to get started. “Ok. Now we got the place to ourselves.”
“Ok.”
He followed me to the couch, but, before we could sit, the mirror gave me a humiliating reminder that I had failed to properly start my day. I was still in my pajamas. I hadn't even washed my face yet. On top of that, there wasn't one school supply in sight. “Oh my god.” Since I couldn't hide, I opted to close my own eyes.
“What?”
“I’m so sorry. Would you mind if I went and washed up?” I asked him, filled with remorse, but still bracing for a possible denial.
“No, I don't mind.”
Thankful, I breathed a sigh of relief. “It’ll only be like five minutes. I am so sorry. I totally lost track of time.”
“It’s ok.”
“Ok, here’s the remote.” I gave it to him and he glanced down at it in his hand. “There’s some juice and stuff in the refrigerator if you want any. Plastic cups are in the pantry. And the snacks on the top three shelves are mine; get whatever you want. I’ll be right back.”
Not even ten minutes in and she was already proving me right, exceedingly so. I’d never had to wait for someone before. I didn’t even have to be here. I mean, she knew I was coming at two. I could specifically remember asking her if that was ok. And I could also remember her saying that it was perfect. But, at the purported ‘perfect’ time, she was standing in her living room kissing her boyfriend instead of being prepared to correct her faults. The ones I could help with anyway. I should've gone with my first mind to reserve a study room in the library and have her come to me. The one time I deviate from the model and it backfires. Lesson learned.
Her boyfriend was probably the reason she couldn't uphold her grades. He didn't look like the brightest crayon in the box. Academics aside, however, they seemed to fit well together. One meeting was all it had taken for me to see that his priorities were just as skewed as hers.
What I didn't expect was the familiarity that accompanied the absolute denseness in that mug of his. I’d certainly seen him somewhere outside of campus, but I couldn't quite place him. And he was such an easy read that I knew he’d recognized me, too. For a second he appeared to be afraid, and I wasn't the least bit frightening. It was confusing. Even more, it made me wish I could remember where I’d seen him. But things never evaded my mind for too long so I was sure it would come to me eventually. At the present moment, nothing could supersede my hopes for this girl to hurry up.
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Headcanons - E.M.
I went to the grocery store with my Auntie today, and there were SO many couples shopping. Couldn't help but wonder what shopping with our favorite gremlin would entail. Enjoy!
P.S. My semester is almost done; if you liked "Sleep Tight," I may have finally had some time to add on to it.
You would think he would want to push the cart. Nope. You have to push, and he'll ride on the end.
Will lean over to grab what you need off the aisles. He doesn't get off the cart unless he absolutely has to.
Will bug the deli and bakery for free samples. The older lady who works in the bakery knows him by name and by this point will save a couple of "irregular" cookies for him.
If they don't have the brand of an item you want, when you pick something else, he'll feel like you're cheating on the OG brand.
"We can't use Tide; what will Gain think?"
IMPULSE PURCHASER, you have to constantly make sure he isn't sneaking shit into the cart.
At the checkout, if you forgot an item this boy will take off in a full run to go grab what you need.
You may hear a crash followed by a loud "I'M OK" before he comes sprinting back.
When you get home, he will attempt to bring in all the groceries in one trip by himself. He will not let you carry anything.
YN: Eddie, please let me carry something.
Eddie: YOU DOUBT MY STRENGTH? (as he precariously holds onto 9 grocery bags).
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Mamalores: Mirabel exposing everyone except for her Mamá, Bruno, Agustín, Julieta, Félix and Antonio since they didn't make her mad.
"You know my prima Isabela doesn't like you like that Mariano so throw that flower away."
"Wha- What you mean, I- wait." Mariano stutter in disbelief, feeling a little hurt.
Little Mirabel sigh before turning to face him. "she doesn't want five kids, she hates your poetry because she said it sucks, she thinks your singing is bad, that's not her favorite flower, you both don't know each other well and lastly she said she doesn't want to marry you." With that she left him feeling hurt and dumbstruck.
Mirabel found her next target, Luisa crush, Marco Hernandez the town Baker.
"Good Evening Marco." She said to him as she sat on the stool inside the bakery, there weren't many people since the sun going down.
"Ah the little princess of mama bear came to visit my humble bakery, what would you like little princess, the same one or a different one." Marco said taking his notebook out, waiting for her to order.
Mirabel shook her head making him putting his note book back. "I know I'm not supposed to tell you this but I overheard Luisa telling Isabela that she has a major crush on you, Luisa thinks your are handsome and wish to marry you one day."
Marco blush, he to has a crush on Luisa. "Really that's nice, what else you know."
"I know she daydreams about you, she also draws you in her notebooks and writes about you. Luisa is madly in love with you but she's afraid that you'll reject her love for you."
"Well then little princess I got a secret to tell you, promise to keep a secret." Mirabel nodded her head making him smile.
Marco pretend to think for a moment. "I was planning asking her out tomorrow and I want ask you if it's ok that I can date your cousin Luisa."
Mirabel doing the same thing what Marco had done. "That's perfect because tomorrow is her birthday, don't worry I'll write down everything she likes and dislikes."
Mirabel again went to find her next target after writing down the things her cousin likes and dislikes for Marco After looking around she found a perfect target, Ana Muñoz and Maria Lopez, both of them are Camilo girlfriends, sadly one being cheated on.
She ran up to the best friends that were talking, they both stop talking and look at Mirabel.
"I have to be quick but I want you to know what my uncle Camilo had done behind your back Ana."
"What you mean little one?" Ana said, Maria feeling concerned.
Mirabel twisted her little feet then took Ana hands into hers. "My Uncle Camilo cheated on you with Maria, that's why he came up with different excuses and that's why he send me to give you a bouquet of flowers to you Ana, that goes same to you Maria."
"What!" Both girls exclaims.
"I thought it was about you going out of town for three weeks with Cami but turns out that was Maria going out of town, I wanted to say something but I didn't think it was a big deal."
"Omg that nasty boy, he cheated on me with my own best friend."
"I can't believe him, I'm sorry I didn't know he was dating you, he told me I was single."
"I'm not mad at you because you didn't know but I'm mad him and I wanted to slap him but maybe tomorrow since it's getting late."
Both girls thank Mirabel and gave her some candy. The little child later found her another target Sofia Rodriguez, the town gossip and a friend of her hers, too bad it's gonna be her ex- bestfriend.
"Oh hi sweet child, what brings you here to my vase shop, did your Abuela Pepa likes the free gift I gave her." Sofia ask Mirabel when she saw her enter the shop.
"No, my Abuela Pepa didn't like it. Mirabel abruptly answer the lady question.
"What you mean she didn't like it." Sofia whisper, feeling pain of betrayal.
Mirabel gave the lady a hug after seeing her tears falling. "All the free vases you gave her had broken, she never like it because she said it's ugly and you gave her only the ones she didn't like."
"I wish that she gave it back and could told me that she don't like it or want none." Sofia said, trying to hold her tears in.
Mirabel shook her head and patted her head as a mother would do.
"She also said the reason why you got less customers because your vases are unattractive colores, ... don't worry about my Abuela Pepa, she loves expensive things so she's a gold digger, she just got a bad taste but I think it's beautiful, I don't see anything ugly."
Sofia hug the little girl thanking her for saying something, Mirabel returned home with bags of sweets and fresh breads from Marco, lots of candy from Ana and Maria, and lastly a small pretty expensive vase with red and gold colors. By the time she reached home, she was greeted by Dolores.
"Te Amo Mamá, I had fun."
Dolores took the items from her daughter's arms and send her off to bathroom, she wait for her to close the bathroom room before going to the kitchen.
"That's my little girl." Dolores whispers to herself, smiling as she cutting up onions.
Rule you must remember, never make Mirabel mad because she can be like Dolores.
Sorry that was long.
DOLORES RAISED A MENANCEEEEEEEE
Imagine minding your own business and Mirabel appears next to you she’s just like:
“I have something to tell you…”
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